Monday, February 13, 2012

Grammys: (a not so) Dramatic chain of Events

So yesterday (or today) was the 54th Grammy Awards. Before delving into this matter, let me just make a great man's words mine.


To summarize it: I couldn't give shi...cra...any special attention to these awards. Why, you ask? You'll figure it out (I hope) at the end of this post. Next question that comes to mind is: then, what's different this year? Well, let's go back in time.

First there was nothing. Then the Big Bang boomed, the dinosaurs kaboomed, the humans evolved and then the primates showed up (or was it the other way around?). Then there was the Roman Empire, the 100 Year War, then the Age of Discovery, Napolean, a few more world incidents; Dream Theater's A Dramatic Turn of Events, Dream Theater's In The Back of Angels nominated for Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance Award and finally Foo Fighters winning....wait let's go back a little...Dream Theater's In The Back of Angels nominated for Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance Award. Wait what? When did that happen? Well, it seems this album was really well received by critics and the general public.

Ok, great, then I'm missing something somewhere because in my humble opinion, this is not, at all, their best record so far, nor is it a "masterpiece" like some have pointed out in their reviews. I've listened to this album several times (and that song in particular) and I couldn't shake the feeling that there was something missing, that there was lacking what others didn't. It's technically admirable like all their previous work, it's well produced and all, but it lacks a bit of feeling and balls.

Anyway, I'm not here to talk about this album and I'm happy for them to finally get some well deserved recognition. But come on, why now? Pull Me Under is a great piece that was radio-friendly at its time and it didn't receive any special treatment.

So, this just brings me to the next point and unveils what I've always known. At the risk of probably sounding like a broken record, I'm gonna say: the Grammy Awards are no more nor less than a beauty/popularity contest where "Miss USA" turns "Miss Rap" and "Miss England" turns "Miss Rock".

Before moving on, let's see the definition of "best" - surpassing all others in excellence, achievement, or quality.
So, who or what decides who's best of anything? The top-selling album? That seems a bit unfair, as great unknown-to-public bands don't sell as much because they don't have this auto-selling-machine supporting them. Also, in my opinion, it doesn't fall into the definition.
So, is it quality? As far as I'm concerned, quality is a very subjective thing as it depends alot on the background of the listener.
Then, what defines what is best? I think there's no "best" and that's why (and going Eddie Vedder on you) these Grammy Awards are meaningless. This "best" label depends alot on the opinion of the listener which, again, I point out: it's subjective. Even today me and RRR were discussing about the Buckley family; while he prefered Tim Buckley (father), I prefered Jeff Buckley (son). Also, this exact post is proof of that: "Ok, great, then I'm missing something somewhere because in my humble opinion, this is not, at all, their best record".

To conclude, a few days ago I was speaking to a friend of mine about writing and art in general and at the end we pointed out the following: art in general is the expression of the self and shouldn't be objectified. Let me had: nor quantified. And that's exactly what the Awards do. It's objectifying and quantifying what is supposed to be an abstract representation and expression of self.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Back to Basics: a B-Line for Simplicity (and a couple of ramblings on some other stuff too)

Lately, I find myself going back to Devon Graves' Deadsoul Tribe and their 2004 album, "The January Tree" over and over again. Don't really know why, it's far from a brilliant album, but I just feel heavily drawn to it, like a fly drawn to a spider's web with promises of sugar (and that's where we begin and end the album references). Sure enough, we're by now in mid-February, so I guess that only goes to show how anachronistic I get sometimes.

This album tells many tales through some intricate tribal riffing and a flute that somehow manages to merge quite well amidst the sometimes confusing musical conundrum this tree is. And that got me thinking: fusions and jazzy progressions, tribal riffs and flutes, guitar solos and piano-driven ballads; it's fine, really, and I do enjoy it, but at the same time it all makes incredibly weary of the complexities thrust upon music making and the overall tone of everything and anything with the word "progressive" attached.

I guess all this is just a silly intro to the whole thing. I might as well have started with: "So, a couple of weeks ago I bought a guitar."
Actually, forget all about "The January Tree" (subliminal messages, people; buy - buy - buy...); let's go with that instead: I did get a guitar, your very own Ki picked it for me (let it be known at this point that I know three chords, maybe four if we count the thing you do with your pinky coming down from D) and I am now determined, with his help, to learn how to play it properly. Not really becoming a guitar player, I fear that's already beyond my meager still-untested skills, but rather master the subtle art of getting away with lazy strumming. (Let is also be known that I am that, through and through: lazy.)
The reasons behind my recent slight change of heart from keys to strings has many roots, but most of all is the feeling of freedom, of sheer possibility, of opening to some unseen grace that only comes to you if you sit in silence and turn all the gadgets off.
Possibility of writing a song with only two chords in it and still being amazing.
Freedom to wander in B for as many bars as you want. Maybe - I'm just saying... - maybe even throwing a harmonica in for good measure.

And as I prepare to turn 30 a bit later this year, I start thinking: am I getting old? Am I losing the will to jam? Am I beginning to find "Overture 1928" tiring and Deconstruction unbearable? I am, for that matter, trying to eat in a more whole and healthy way... Am I growing so far apart from cheeseburgers that not even Devin makes it appealing for me? Hmmm...
Maybe I just miss the simplicity of past days. The simplicity and nostalgia and overall melancholic but also spacious feeling of turning into words and sounds what's already inside, instead of overloading everything with mathematical arrangements and crazy time signatures.

Songs like "Sweet Baby James", for example.
Now, I'm not James Taylor's biggest fan, to be perfectly honest, but there's an undeniable touch of majesty as well as painful simplicity in Sweet Baby James (both the album and the song with the same name). Whether it's the echo of some prelapsarian stage, rooted in some unseen, unheard of Age of Innocence, or the coming to terms with growing old (he was 18/19 when the album came out), there is something here that surpasses what I get when turning to, say, Symphony X.
And yes, i just kind of compared "Sweet Baby James" to Symphony X. Blasphemy, blasphemy!



And it may be kind of unfair to be choosing someone who is by any standard a folk icon, so let's turn to, say, Gene Clark. Yes, he's also a big name, especially with the Byrds, but it's his White Light that gets me going, if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge.
Slightly uncelebrated in his day, songs like "For a Spanish Guitar" or "For Tomorrow" carry such a deep, shy, strong sense of humanity that sometimes it's actually hard listening to them. It's both vivid and sober, meaningful, wholehearted. Sure, it's a break-up song, but it's not just any break-up song. It's poetry. It's catharsis. Or maybe it's just beautiful.



On this particular topic of relationships (fruitful and filled with sad, tragic stories but also, fortunately, amazing songs), there's also one that always makes me think "Man, I want be this guy when I grow up...". I'm referring to, of course, Roy Harper's "Another Day".
Now, let it be said that I love Harper's work with David Gilmour, just as much as I love what both Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel and 4AD's This Mortal Coil have made with this song, but none of these have the same despondent beauty this one has. It's not just about lost love; it's about life as a whole. I've always pictured this song like an actual painting, a still life, a photo, highly voyeuristic, taken through an open window into someone's home, but that could have just as easily been taken against a mirror. And the punch behind the words "another day", both passion-driven to move and desperately stuck, hits me every time. Quite literally.



Finally, one that usually gives mixed feelings.
Neil Young's hardly an easy guy to describe, some saying he's even harder to love. But somewhere between all the rocking in the free world and his later years, for me Neil will always be deeply rooted in the simplicity of some of his tunes, arguably reaching their ultimate perfection in "Harvest".
Now, at the time, this was battered to smithereens by the critics, labeled as "too much of the same", plain and boring. But not only did it stand the test of time - which it did - it still means something today. You go back and you feel it, you don't just listen to it with joy.
It resonates, it makes your soul sing a bit and your heart skip a beat. Or two, depending on your mood for that day...



As you've noticed by now, this is hardly a list, but rather the most random combination of stuff put together. It's also not a "must listen to" memo, since these are not even my favourite songs within the big "genre" that goes by the name of Singer/Songwriter. These are just songs I love, without any order of preference, class, grade or rating. Just random stuff that sometimes gets me through the day, other times barely allows me to cope with "another day" (pun intentional), but just simple music that makes me think back to when thinks were simple.
And that begs the question: why aren't things that simple anymore? Do we need to keep going forward and do what no one has done before? Do we really need to make music alchemy in the search for the one chord no one has ever played or listened to or even heard of?

Yes, maybe this is all just the ramblings of some dude with too much free time on his hands, but I do look forward to this past, I really do. I do start to look away from JR's Morphwizzes and Samplewizzes and all sorts of "wizzes", into a more rooted way of expression, more simple, less polished. To a music that is raw and untamed and free and pure and whole. Like we are. Or, at least, like we should be. Untamed. Wild at heart.

Technology is here, it's upon us and we're grateful. Let's face it: this post didn't write itself, and I'm most certainly not using a black board and chalk...
But at times it's all a bit too much. I yearn for simple times. I yearn for simple tunes. And quite frankly, sometimes I do get a bit sick of all the computer-driven recording, production, mixing, stages that give us the music we need to live. Because make no mistake: we *need* music to live.
And when it comes to music, I really don't want to feel that way, I want to embrace it. I want to sing my love, my sadness, my everything and anything. In simple ways that touch me and others.
Simple. Pure. Raw. Uncut. Untamed.

So, let's all join hands and pray to the angel of rock: "Please help us attain simplicity. Please give us the will to write simple tunes. And please, don't let us get sick of all these shenanigans..."



(And I *will* learn how to play this one... Won't I, Ki?...)

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Eric Johnson - Ah Via Musicom


Well, this album has been promised ever since this blog was launched. With the 54th Grammy Awards coming - whatever they may be and mean - I thought it would be a fitting opportunity to introduce the album that baptized our blog, since it features a Grammy Award Winner song (won in 1992) for Best Rock Instrumental Performance, Cliffs of Dover. Ah Via Musicom was released in February 1990, so we have here an oldie and I couldn't be happier in opening up our "A Long Time Ago" page with such a great album.

Don't get fooled by the "Rock Instrumental Performance" because this record has a bit of all flavours, not just rock. This is very guitar-oriented, mind you, but don't feel discouraged because Eric Johnson is able to make ear-pleasing non-guitar-listener-friendly songs while being classy enough to please the guitarrists from around the globe (including myself). As I said before, this is not just a typical rock album. It combines an up-beat rock groove with heart-felt blues and a bit of jazzy spice for a tasteful mix of melodies and harmonies. One of the cool things of writing this review is actually rehearing it, so I'm very pleased in introducing (or reintroducing in some cases) it to you.
I should also point out that this is not entirely instrumental, as it features in Desert Rose, High Landrons, Nothing Can Keep Me From You and Forty Mile Town, Eric's voice. That being said, I present to you - at the end of this post - two songs showcasing both his voice and his fantastic guitar playing.

On a more curious side-note, this album features some dedications to fellow guitarrists: Steve's Boogie is dedicated to Steve Henning, East Wes to the great Wes Montgomery and Song for George for a friend of his, named George Washington.





Monday, January 30, 2012

Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans (LIVE)


Alright, so something a little bit different from what we used to do. Instead of a wall of text, which can sometimes not be so eye-pleasing, we show you a video. But that doesn't mean we will stop making those lovely amalgamation of letters.

In short: I'm mainly a music/instrumental type of listener, but this time what caught my attention was this girl's exquisite voice. Her dynamics are something really cool and interesting to hear. Gotta love that breakdown at 2:24, too.

Just check it out for yourselves. Enjoy !

Friday, January 13, 2012

The Best Pessimist - I Just Want To Be Your Everything


Alright, before you get all melodramatic about the album title, let me clarify that this is NOT a love-related, (Brian Adam's) Everything I Do-esque album. Far from it, this can actually be a very sad, yet very beautiful instrumental album.

Before jumping into the review, this album was presented to me by a friend of mine in the most awkward of ways: "Dude, do you know the best pessimist?" "No clue, is he from around here?", and hell, I never thought that he would show me an artist that I would actually become fond of. So I thank thee!

Anyway, this is one of those records that doesn't hit you immediately (at least in some tracks), but has some really heart-felt songs. The Best Pessimist really builds great sounding and atmospheric ambiances with really simple, singable and appealing melodies. Throughout the whole album, you can actually hear a theme or a storyline being told within each measure, chord and note. Yes, yes, very (un)poetic of me, but I really do fancy alot theme-based instrumental albums and this - in my humble opinion - is one of them.

So, in the general hearing of things, the album has a great deal of mixed feelings: some are sad and mellow, others quite haunting and esoteric, others are lullaby-ish and calming and others are just a bit of all worlds. I especially do like the way it finishes, as the song "I" is a very powerful way to end this storyline that goes in my head. And no, I'm not going to tell you about it...you just hear it and think/imagine your own story. It's alot more fun that way.

Before giving my final praises, and in a sidenote, The Best Pessimist is literally a one-man show, so props to Sergey Lunev for creating such an excellent sounding album with great musical landscapes and a blend of very diverse sounds and styles. Oh and look at that, final praises made.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Nightwish - Imaginaerum




This is one of those albums I’m happy not to have to give a note… As most of you may know, Nightwish are a Finnish Symphonic Metal band from Kitee. Driven by Tuomas Holopainen’s creative mind, Nightwish have been the spearhead of the Symphonic Metal scene, as well as a flagship for Finnish art. However, a few years ago they have parted ways with their iconic lead singer Tarja Turunen, leaving them with a new record and no voice for it. That led to Dark Passion Play, an album labeled as “pop metal”. There were many problems with that particular CD but the main one was the new singer, Anette Olzon. She was singing out of her range (the tracks were made with Tarja’s voice in mind) which could only lead to a grand disaster…

But this time, with Imaginaerum, that “excuse” was no longer valid. And it is not needed.

The album, as a piece of art, is absolutely flawless: Big arrangements with powerful guitars and voice. Everything is blended together in absolute perfection.

However, there is a small problem: the album is happy.

To address this problem (and minimize its effect) one must first acknowledge that Nightwish are as trve as it gets. Their music is the perfect mirror for Tuomas’ life. With that said, Tuomas has said himself that the last few months were the happiest of his life, and as such we all can hear that in his music.

Does that make it easier for me to listen to Imaginaerum? Maybe… I’m happy for the guy. I hate and reject depression with the force of a thousand suns, and to see someone leave its mire-like claws and be able to tell the tale in such a big way is something that I profoundly admire. I like to focus my mind on that while listening to this album. That way I’m able to endure all that… happiness.

My highlights:  the pre-chorus of “Ghost River” and the first half of “Scaretale”. If the whole album was like that this would be one of my favorite albums.


Note: credit must be given to Anette. If I had any heroes or idols, she would be one of them. As she was passing through hell, a lot of people (loudly) expressed their hate for her and her voice and that almost led to the end of Nightwish. However, she persevered. She kept being herself (silly un-Metal stage behavior included) and, most importantly, delivered a beast of a performance. Anette, I hail thee.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Devin Townsend: the story behind the man





Many of you might know this man from Strapping Young Lad (SYL). Personally, I’ve been following him for his solo career and compositions. In this A-chord, I’ll try to cross-reference his discography with his biography, so you can have an idea of who this man is.
Devin Garret Townsend walked into the music world at the age of 19, at the hands of guitar virtuoso Steve Vai in his Sex And Religion album released in 1993. Before being found by Steve Vai, Devin played in a Vancouver metal band called Noisescapes. The first time Steve heard of Devin was when he sent him a demo track showing his vocal skills... wrapped in his underpants. Seems this little trick did a good job since the guitar virtuoso did hear it and was impressed by the young man’s vocal habilities. Soon after, the invitation came.

After recording his vocal parts and touring with Steve Vai and contributing with some guitar parts in projects like The Wildhearts, Devin Townsend formed Strapping Young Lad in 1994 and released City (an Extreme Metal album).


The Devin Townsend Band Era




It was only in 1997 that he released Ocean Machine: Biomech and started his solo career. Ocean Machine was the extreme opposite of City: experimental, ambient progressive/hard rock.
Coincidentally it was in this time that Devin was diagnosed with bipolar syndrome and was taken into the hospital.

Ironically, and after being discharged he began to work on his second album called Infinity, claiming that his new found psychological state helped him in its composition. This album was released in 1998 and was mainly Progressive Rock/Metal and was the parent project of City and Biomech.


At this stage, all of his albums were released under his name (Devin claimed all of them were part of his personality) and members from Strapping Young Lad were playing in both bands: SYL and Devin Townsend Band.
In 2000, Physicist was released. Initially it was a project called Fizzicist, in which Devin Townsend and Jason Newsted (ex-Metallica bassist) played together.
By peer-pressure from his (at that time) fellow counterparts, Jason Newsted had to leave this project, leaving Townsend and the rest of SYL to finish this Trash Metal album. Needless to say that it was his worse album when even Devin considered it as such.


Maybe it was Physicist's negative synergies, maybe the feeling of ostracizing its fans with his 3rd album, maybe it was destiny that Devin visited his motherland Canada, maybe it was his geniality... regardless and whatever the reason behind it, in 2001 his 4th album Terria emerged as a dedication to his country and one of my favorite albums.
This is a very personal, honest and introspective album with ambient elements combined with rock and metal, in which Devin builds great harmonies, melodic atmospheres and heavy parts that altogether paint such a beautiful sounding picture.
This album also marked the beginning of one of his greatest features: his famous "Wall of Sound" effect, in which he skillfully uses multi tracks to build harmonious sounds to create his main theme from nothingness.

By 2003, Devin Townsend gets his first dedicated line-up for his solo project. In the mean time he worked in another album with SYL while recording his 5th solo album. This 5th album was a mixture of hard rock with alternative progressive rock and it was named Accelerated Evolution. Its name came from the fact that he was able to get his line-up in less than a year, while simultaneously working with SYL and his 5th album.

In 2004 Devlab is released and in 2006 The Hummer reaches the music stores. Both albums were mainly ambient albums, but are somewhat strange ones. As Devin describes The Hummer:  "much more user friendly than the Devlab...still, some people are going to think it's just buzzing and humming noises, so again...it's not for everybody." The Hummer appears in a musical burn-out phase of Devin Townsend as he explains he's tired from touring and interviews. Also, by this time his first son is born.

In between these albums, Synchestra is released. It's a pop-metal album, with influences of polka, eastern European folk and Arabian music. This is a very powerful album with heavy and melodic riffage combined with loads of harmonious ambient work, again demonstrating his trademark Wall Of Sound. This was a so called "pleasant" counterpart for Strapping Young Lad's Alien, again, showing Devin's bipolarity.
As a curiosity, the song "Triumph" features the man who brought Devin to the music world, the guitar virtuoso Steve Vai, who solos in the end of the song.


Finally, we arrive to the album presenting the omniverse of Ziltoid: The Omniniscient. Released in 2007 it marks the first time Devin Townsend composed, recorded, mixed and produced an whole album by himself, as he wanted to prove he did not need help from anyone else. 
Townsend described his album as a mix between Strapping Young Lad and The Devin Townsend Band, with a storyline like that of Punky Brüster's Cooked on Phonics. It is mainly a humorous concept album about an alien named Ziltoid from planet Ziltoidia 9 who's searching for the Ultimate Cup Of Coffee on Earth. Such search then results in a confrontation between the Humons (yes...Humons) and the Ziltoidians... 
A very funny album indeed !


After Ziltoid, Devin goes on a "hiatus", thus ending the Devin Townsend Band Era.



The Devin Townsend Project Era



And by 2009 we enter in a new era in the career and life of Devin Garret Townsend. It is mainly a 4 album project introducing 4 different concepts, each describing different stages of his life and featuring different musicians. One important step in this era is that Devin wrote everything without being under the influence of narcotics and alcohol.

The first album, named Ki (yours truly...) is extremely sinister, with a heavy and calm environment and with a somewhat claustrophobic feeling that only "screams for help" in one song. It is an album that borrows from Terria and Synchestra, showing a stage of Devin's life where he felt depressive, angered and unhealthy after leaving Strapping Young Lad, drugs and alcohol.

It is truly a very depressing and tight album. However, it is very sober, unlike some of his older albums, with beautiful sounding melodies and environments.



His second project album named Addicted was released soon after Ki. Devin Townsend describes it as a melodic, danceable but very heavy album. It features Anneke van Giersbergen, from The Gathering, in the vocals and borrows sounds and motifs alike from Terria, Physicist and Ocean Machine. It is mainly a heavy album, with electronic influences, energetic and a somewhat pop-ish, almost commercial/mainstream feeling, yet a very pleasant and fun album to listen to.



His third album released in 2011, Deconstruction is by far his most deranged, heavy, weird, complex and strange album, presenting a massive amount of tracks ingeniously put together. It is somewhat humorous, as one track tells a story about a man who goes on a journey to find the true nature of reality. In his journey he goes to Hell and finds himself with the devil, who offers him a cheeseburger, supposedly being an "all-knowing cheeseburger"... Unfortunately the man is a vegetarian, rendering his journey pointless.  
Aside from this track, and on a more personal level, this album tells of Devin's struggle with alcohol and drugs.
It features an all-star musician lineup, including: Mikael Åkerfeldt from Opeth, Ihsahn (ex-Emperor), Fredrik Thordendal from Meshuggah, Paul Masvidal from Cynic, Tommy Giles Rogers Jr. from Between The Buried and Me and many, many others. 


And finally, we reach his most convincing ambient rock album. Ghost was released in 2011, soon after Deconstruction. It is a very quiet, very simple and powerful album. It's one of those albums that can almost sting your soul given the ambiance it creates with its great sounding melodies and harmonies. 
Far from being the last we will see from Devin Townsend, this is where we will leave him, nonetheless, here ending our chronicles of the journey of a bipolar genious man who "crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side".


Written by Ki
("with a little help from my friend", RRR)

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Bilateral - Leprous



Leprous are a fairly unknown band from Notodden, Norway. Even among metal heads, few claim to know them. But they're not just another band form Norway, they're the backing band for one of Black Metals' Emperors: Ihsahn (pun intended). To any metal fan, that fact alone should be an unquestionable seal of quality.


However, to try to qualify Leprous based on their relation with Ihsahn is an absolute error. Leprous practice a rare blend of metal, prog and power. Their sound falls on the same category as Opeth's, Porcupine Tree's or Devin Towsend Project's, the undefined: it's a genre on it's own with specific rules that apply solely to it's own universe.


Although their first releases might have suffered from schizophrenia, Bilateral is a mature album in which every track has value on it's own and as part of the whole.


Instrumentally, the work is flawless: two guitars, bass,  keys (that organ...), a powerful voice and drums that feel and sound like an orchestra, various movements flowing and fighting for space at the same time and genius ecstatic moments where one has to wonder if there's anything else beyond that.


All in all, this is one of my favorite albums of all time.




Web: http://www.leprous.net

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Scorpions @ Pavilhão Atlântico, Lisboa - 11th November 2011


The Class is in Session


How young is “old enough”? And exactly how old is not so young anymore? Take it even further: how old can true old school rock get? Can it ever get old?
The answer to these questions may be hard to find, perhaps a true quest on its own right. But we can try and sum it all up in five simple points.
That’s just what the teachers ordered.

One thing’s for sure: a Scorpions’ gig is much, much more than just a gig.
So, without further ado, let’s see why:


#1 - First of all, there’s the swearing. There’s no two ways about it: you just can’t say what you feel and mean without some serious rock and roll swearing… ‘Cause let’s face it: these guys f***ing rock. We’re talking about senior citizens, people, not younglings with illusions of grandeur, dreaming of groupies’ wet panties and coke lines the length of an airfield. We’re talking about the first iconic western rock band to play behind the iron curtain. We’re talking about the second major rock band in music history to think recording with a full orchestra was the way to go.

(A moment to pause on this one: what the f**k were they thinking? “Hey, Metallica did it, it must be good!” – “What shall we call it, then?” – “F**k do I know!... Hey, they called it ‘S&M’, let’s go beyond that, let’s be bolder!…” – “How ‘bout ‘Moment of Glory’?” – “Yeah, we could write a new song ‘bout the children’s plight and all that scheiße…” – “Hey, you know what we could call the song? I can see the outdoors already… ‘Moment… of… Glory’…!” – “Wow!… Wunderbar!...” I mean, come on… I still absolutely love these guys and the admiration goes unblemished, but not all shit is made of gold. Sure, Tim Burton did ‘Planet of the Apes’, the aforementioned Metallica did ‘St. Anger’ and Woody Allen did his stepdaughter, but that’s not really any good of an excuse, is it? It only goes to show how “genius” can coexist with “f**k things up”.) 

So, when you’re seeing a band like this, live; when they’re really there, in front of you, flesh and blood, you’re not just at a gig: you’re seeing History in front of you. And what a sweet f***ing History it is…


#2 – The people. Scorpions have had many people in its different line-ups. Usually, there are two types of bands. Sometimes, the members stick together, line-ups hardly ever change (if at all), and they either go the distance until everyone starts kicking the bucket left and right, or they just disband even before the bucket has any chanced to be kicked. These tend to produce the best music, because the chemistry remains throughout, sometimes even fuelled by the stress and strain of coexistence.

Other times, it’s a f***ing circus, with people coming in, people going away, sometimes people coming out, perhaps even some people going in, I mean… It’s a mess. These usually provide more gimmicks than music, with drummer and lead guitar sharing the same woman, lead singer’s brother going on a Viagra binge (“know what I mean, nudge nudge…”) or simply bad release after bad release. 

Scorpions are neither. In over forty years of music, these guys have had their fair share of line-up changes, but their music remained somehow the same. If not, at least very cohesive and coherent. Every different line-up took part in, at least, one iconic album and a handful of memorable songs. Of course, of these, some people stand out. 

To begin with, co-founder Rudolph Schenker still remains the backbone of the band. He’s always there, in your face, to rock the shit out of you. He will not let go, make no mistake: not only is he one the liveliest 63 year-old guys you’ll ever see, his presence onstage is ubiquitous, sometimes feeling like he’s in more than one place at the same time.

Klaus Meine, the man behind the slightly metallic, slightly sinus-fuelled voice that delivered all those classics, remains top notch. Now, we have to realize that singers suffer added strain in comparison to the rest of their fellow band members: their instrument is part of the very aging body they inhabit. If a singer starts losing their voice, new pickups won’t do the trick. Which is why I was struck with how good his voice still sounds after all these years. 

Matthias Jabs, the cap-wearing lead guitar player, remains as flashy as in the early days. Sure, sometimes he’ll go a bit over the top with his guitar-playing trickster moves, but we still love to see him wank to his whammy stick (go check Steve Vai’s very own experience with the whammy stick on Youtube, if you know what’s good for you…).

Finally, a word for drummer James Kottak, one of the junior band members. He was still 3 when the band was founded, which makes him a little kid playing with third-graders, but he brings an intensity and sheer madness to the gig that cannot be overstated. This guy is seriously old school, crazy hardcore stuff... Quoting from ‘The Usual Suspects’: Kottak’s the kind of drummer that’ll “beat the crap out of you, f**k your father in the shower and then have a snack…” No shit.


#3 – The legacy. From the first to the last song, the whole gig is a trip down memory lane. We’re simply not talking of music, here, it’s more than that. It’s testament; it’s legacy. Most of us grew up listening to these guys. Either at the shopping center, on an elevator, on the radio, at a high school party, here and there and everywhere. Their career spans over four decades, guys, this is no meager feat. Always putting out successful releases (some more than others, of course, but still nothing that would cause offense. Other than the already mentioned dreaded “Moment of Glory”… Geez… Why the f**k did I bring that up again?…), always adding more golden moments to an already golden story, turning story into History.

The gig revisits most of their iconic moments, from the headbang-ish memories of “Big City Nights”, “Rock You Like a Hurricane” and “The Zoo” to the softer side of the band in the unforgettable “Holiday”, the prophetic “Wind of Change” and the legendary “Still Loving You”, probably still holding some kind of uncharted record for most babies conceived while listening to its chorus. All in all, the music was familiar, what we were expecting and love. In that respect alone, the delivery was flawless.


#4 – Ballad power. Sure, ballads are overrated. More than that: ballads are old news. No one gives a f**k if Bryan Adams and Lionel Ritchie got together and reissued old Valentine’s Day favorites in some crappy release titled “The Chronicles of Robin of Locksley in da Hood”, with well-known hits such as “Everything I Do, I’m Easy”, “Three Times a Lady 69” and the award-winning “Do I Have to Say the Words, Say You, Say Me”.
No wonder, then, that it’s been over twenty years since Scorpions put out their best, most famous and well remembered ballads. You name it: “Still Loving You”, “Always Somewhere”, “Send me an Angel”, “Born to Touch Your Feelings” and, my personal favorite, “When the Smoke is Going Down”. 

So it was with a big sense of surprise that I came across their newest take on prom-night slow dance material, “The Best is Yet to Come”. This is, simply put, the revamped Scorpions’ DNA for the 21st Century. Yes, it’s as cliché-ridden as any other 80’s/early 90’s ballad you might have heard and it reeks of corny mood (“pop-corny”, dare I say?) and cheesy chord progressions. Yes, sometimes it seems these guys are completely out of phase with the times. Yes, it probably wouldn’t feature in the music library sent as part of NASA’s last unmanned probe for deep space exploration, nor would it be voted UNESCO’s protected cultural heritage. But let’s face it: lots of bands, both higher and lower than Scorpions in the A-list of luminaries and hall of famers, would love to have written something like this, especially after some forty-odd active years.


#5 – My dad. Yeah, I know, random shit. But not really. I went to this gig with two of my closest friends and my dad, and just having him there was amazing by itself. Father-son relationships have been studied, well documented and thought over, and the bottom line is: it’s not necessarily easy. So just to be able to drag my dad out of the house, have him by my side, listening to all these songs he showed me when I was a kid, songs that remained not only a very present part of my growing up but also stark reminders of some of the best times I spent with him, was really something. I mean, the man even danced a bit, sang a bit, went crazy for a while (the “hurricane song”, as he calls it, was indeed designed to rock the f**k out of your brains) and all in all had a really good time. Isn’t that what music, in general, and rock and roll, in particular, is all about?


So, recap: swearing, people, legacy, ballads and my dad. Hmmm… Hardly a recipe for success of any kind… And yet perfectly aligned with everything that happened tonight.
As the lights go out, what lingers on, what you bring home with you is that after so many years, these guys still know how to do what they do, and they do it better than anyone: good old senseless, no holds barred rock music.


Finally, a farewell note.
Yes, they’re retiring next year. Scorpions, as a band, will be over.
But in music, just like as everything else in life, the show must go on.


And thanks to the Laws of Thermodynamics, we know for sure that as long as the music remains faithful, as long as we dive head on into the melody of things and pour every ounce of energy we have onto the soundtrack of our lives, the best is indeed yet to come.
Why? Because the smoke ain’t ever coming down, baby.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Riverside @ Hard Club, Porto – 8th October 2011

A "Polished" Performance 


Just a day after their debut in Lisbon (or, as Mariusz Duda so politely put it, “Seville”), the quartet from Poland is once again stepping onstage, this time in Porto, roughly four years after a quick stint, then opening for Dream Theater in their Chaos in Motion Tour, back in 2007.

Things don’t start well for the Warsaw rockers, and as the clock hits 9:00 PM, there’s only about 40 people in the room… Strangely enough, nothing happens. Nor does anything happen for the 30 plus minutes that follow.
No sign from the band (or from the audience, for that matter), till all of a sudden the room fills in the blink of an eye and the corny power metal that’s been blasting away through the PA system for the past hour and a half finally subsides.

Familiar chords fill the air as the band finally finds their way onto the stage of this still half-filled room.
The fact that guitar man Piotr Grudziński climbs onstage with an APC t-shirt (that and the sheer number of Tool tees in the audience) could actually mislead you, but as the chords of “After” finally strike, you know you’re in Riverside land now.

Musically, from the first bass note to the last synth chord, these guys rock, there’s no two ways about it. The music flows flawlessly and we can feel the chemistry between the band members as the compositions evolve into what is quickly becoming a very complex musical portfolio.
Ever since “Out of Myself”, you can see, hear and, most of all, feel the complexity rising. Riffs become more elaborate, time signatures more demanding. But unlike so many other bands who, as time goes by, become more and more like someone else’s clone, Riverside have managed to keep their sound, as a whole, pretty much intact.

But if, on the one hand their music still keeps getting better and better, on stage they seem to be becoming the epitome of the consummate professional artist: in and out in about two hours, give’em enough to want more, not too much so as not to bore them, don’t play the obvious ones everybody wants to hear, appease the gods of prog by turning one of your anthems (“Second Life Syndrome”) into some kind of hybrid pseudo-medley that cuts throughout one the most iconic moments of the “Reality Dream Trilogy” (namingly, “Parasomnia”), and, above all, push out those encores like today’s specials. I mean it. And quite personally, this is actually what bugs me the most. But we’ll get to that in a sec.

If we forget for a moment that the setlist for this concert is exactly the same one played the night before (and, for that matter, the same one that’s been featuring in all gigs of their 10th Anniversary Tour), there still seems to be an aura of “lost in translation-ness” between the band and the audience. Sure, these guys are a product of too many years behind the Iron Curtain, but surely things have gotten much better since.
The concert has, here and there, strange (more like awkward) moments, where the band attempts to communicate with the audience, but all efforts seem to result in bafflement, above all.

For example, somewhere in the middle of “O2 Panic Room”, at the brake before the last chorus, the band stops playing altogether. The audience remains silent, waiting for something to happen as the band members, now looking downward, motionless and sphinx-like, start smiling, perhaps at some private joke we just missed. Seconds go by and nothing happens, until Mariusz starts gesturing for us to get loud. Ooooh! We finally get it! So we’re supposed to… and you guys are gonna… oh! I see… Hmmm, clever!… No, not really.
 After some more seconds of… well, getting loud, the band returns to the “Sweet shelter of mine”, and we’re left feeling we’ve just taken part in a Happening. It could work, but it just feels forced, contrived.
In a sense, just as contrived as the “self-portraits they tried to paint before”, which for some reason don’t make it onstage, and the song is severely cut short of its last, crucial section. Shame on them!
All in all, the concert is competent, musically and attitude-wise, but that’s about it. The band seems to be strangely detached from the heart and especially the soul they put into their albums. Perhaps they’re just an uptight, introverted bunch that has a tough time loosening up.

Be it as it may, they could use a bit more soul in their stints in front of an audience. Ten years, four albums and a couple of EPs after, they’re hardly rookies anymore. Soulful as their music might be, it is important to be able to convey the feeling to an audience, not just through the music recorded in an album, but through the living, breathing band members themselves.

And we reach the encore bit…
Personally, I’ve always felt that an encore is a bit like the delicate art of tipping: underdo it, and there’s no motivation to go beyond the mere obligation; overdo it, an there’s simply no way to tell the difference between “good”, “OK”, “excellent” and everything in between with sugar on top.
Sure enough, nowadays the encore cult has almost disappeared, and bands deliberately leave their biggest hits for the encore, regardless of how the gig might go and what the atmosphere might be like. But quite frankly, to have the band leave the stage only for the “roadie master” to rout the audience into a noisy frenzy, like we’re getting ready to invade some small country, is too much for me. The encore is either natural or there is none. But to come onstage with two encores already planned, waiting to happen, regardless of what happens during the show; to have someone actually make us clap loud enough for an encore (or two) to take place somehow seems cheap and unnecessary.
That’s not the way, guys, surely it isn’t. If it’s good, we’ll still leave wanting more, no need to force what can and should be natural and pure.

All in all, a good show, but only that: “good”.

Finally, just a quick word regarding the individual performance of the band members.
It’s widely known that Duda is the soul of the band, especially in regard to the lyrics (as he writes all of them), and being the front man as well, most of the attention naturally falls on him. But I have to be honest, I could not veer my eyes away from guitarist Piotr Grudziński.
The pure simplicity with which Mr. Grudziński plays brings about everything that’s beautiful in music.
Sure, it’s prog; sure, sometimes it’s heavy; sure, sometimes things get really complicated, with 6 by 4 and the upper diminished fourth elevated to the power of the riff. But he’s not in a competition (like soooo many other guitarists of our time) to spit out as many licks as he can per second, nor is he trying to unlock the secret, über-difficult hidden level in Guitar Hero. He’s simply playing out of love, and we get it.
It doesn’t come as a surprise, then, when we find out who his four major influences are: John Petrucci (Dream Theater), Daniel Gildenlöw (Pain of Salvation), Danny Cavanagh (Anathema) and, of course, the Heavy Devy himself, Mr. Devin Townsend. But the picture gets even clearer when he reveals who his true guitar hero really is: David Gilmour.
Throughout the concert (and the albums, as well), the similarities in style between both are unavoidable. And even if a comparison is right out of order (which it is!), it is undeniable that both play from the heart, and that shows.
Let’s be honest, these guys can all play, and play they do.
But beyond the drumming skills of Piotr Kozieradzki (“human metronome”, as our very own Ki so eloquently puts it), the amazing technique and melodic construction of keyboardist Michał Łapaj, and the virtuousness of Duda’s bass playing style, it’s Grudziński’s guitar that stands out, even more so live, and if Duda’s lyrics are the soul of Riverside, Piotr’s crying guitar is clearly the heart.

Setlist:
    After
    Artificial Smile
    Hyperactive
    Living in the Past
    Ultimate Trip
    Conceiving You
    Egoist Hedonist
    Left Out
    02 Panic Room
    Second Life Syndrome
    (the first half, at least, with a short section from “Parasomnia”)
Encore #1
    Forgotten Land
    Reality Dream
Encore #2
    The Curtain Falls